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| Working on world domination, starting with this uncooperative laptop |
Hello, its Coppy here with the third installment of the SmartPig series! Since all us piggies have such busy lives, I thought you might be interested in what I do every day. Here is a glimpse into my daily agenda. Of course, this is not all of the activities that I am involved in (a piggy's got to have some secrets!) but a short excerpt.
Coppy's Daily Agenda
Short term goals
- chomp on veggies
- frolic in the grass
- consume hay (both timothy and orchard)
- sample fresh vegetable selection
- wheek imperiously at slaves until more veggies served (room/pigloo service preferred)
- Take over slaves laptop
Long term goals
- Take over world
- Secure endless, predator free acres of lush grass for all of pigkind
- Control the tv remote
SmartPig: A series highlighting the Cali Cavy Collective's forays into the world of technology. Who needs a smartphone when you can have a SmartPig?
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| "Why, is that a pigture of me?" |
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