Hap-pig Independence Day!

Patriotic Piggies

Happig Independence Day! Hope everyone is having a great 4th of July! Whee here at the Cali Cavy Collective certainly are - just look at that lush green lawn. Whee also get lettuce and watermelon. What more could a piggy need? The only thing whee are missing is the BBQ sauce! Except our humans say whee are not allowed to have that, but whatever. Grass tastes perfect just the way it is, except when icky things like snails or slugs slither their way onto it. They tend to leave slimy, unpleasant trails everywhere and ruin the taste of the grass for us! It is most displeasing. But that is neither here nor there.


Our slaves tried to make us take a photoshoot to celebrate America, but whee were sort of busy.. it was hard to concentrate when whee were surrounded by so much yummy grass. Models DO have to eat sometime, you know. Whee were supposed to pose next to them looking cute, but we kept knocking them over by accident instead. So finally they gave up and just leaned the flags on us instead. Oh well. *popcorns

Morry pauses to pose for the camera, but Coppy can't resist the grass!

"Can whee go now?"